Paul sat in the living room and stared at the Christmas tree. It was the most wonderful sight he had ever seen. Presents were piled under the tree. His mother told him he wasn’t to touch any of the packages until Christmas morning.
Paul was curious, like most five-year old boys. He was especially curious about his Christmas presents. But he knew if his mother saw him touching gifts, he would be in big trouble.
Paul woke up in the morning before his parents. He walked by his parent’s bedroom door to listen and see if they were still asleep. He turned on the bathroom light and opened the door. The bathroom gave enough light to see the tags on the presents. While his parents slept, he shook, sniffed them and squeezed his gifts until he knew what was in each package.
Paul didn’t just examine the packages. At night, he crawled out of bed and opened his bedroom door just a crack. Sitting by the door, he could hear almost everything that was said in the living room. He heard lots about each gift.
Listening during naptime was harder. When his mother had company in the afternoon, they talked in the kitchen while Paul took his nap. Inside his bedroom door was too far from the kitchen to hear people there. He needed to sneak into the living room to hear. So far, he hadn’t been caught.
Paul knew what was hidden inside each colorfully wrapped package. Red paper wrapped a gift for him and a gift for his father that were probably clothes. His grandparents sent one wrapped in Sesame street paper that was almost certainly an action figure. The lumpy package from his father felt like a baseball glove. His aunt and uncle wrapped their gift carefully in paper covered with jolly Santas. He had to peel back the tape and open a corner of it to discover it was a Lego pirate ship.
A week before Christmas, three of his mother’s friends came to visit, each bringing his mother a gift. They all sat in the living room, talking about the gifts while his mother made coffee in the kitchen. He was playing behind the couch, and they didn’t know he was in the room.
Of the ladies began bragging that her package held a special new candy. It was shaped like something else, but was actually white chocolate. She talked about how this was a special candy from a new candy shop at the mall. She told the other ladies which one was her gift. When Paul looked over the back of the couch, he saw her pointing to the package with the snowman wrapping that was next to a gift with snowflakes on blue paper.
Like any other five-year old, Paul loved candy. Hearing about the special candy made Paul want it. He thought about that candy every day, and he dreamed about it at night. He just had to have that special candy.
Finally, Paul had an idea. He would get up early on Christmas morning and open the special candy before anyone else. He could pretend he had made a mistake. He would eat the special candy before anyone could stop him.
Everything went as planned. Paul jumped out of bed and grabbed the special gift covered in snowman paper. Just as he started opening it, he heard his father getting up. He quickly tore the paper from the present, trying to get it opened before his father reached him.
His fingers fumbled trying to open the gift. He could hear his father coming closer. Finally he got the present open. Four small pink hearts slid out of the box. Before his father could stop him, he crammed one of the hearts into his mouth and started chewing. It didn’t taste like normal candy, but Paul was sure it would taste better as he chewed to the center.
“Paul, What are you doing? Give those to me” His father grabbed him and snatched the hearts out of his hands. Paul tried to chew faster and swallow the strange tasting heart that was in his mouth, but something was wrong.
Suddenly Paul began heaving and choking. Paul’s father had him in his arms and into the bathroom within seconds. Before Paul quite understood what was happening, he was throwing up. His father held him gently over the toilet, cradling his forehead in one hand, and holding his body with the other one. Paul’s body kept trying to throw up, even though his stomach was empty.
His mother came into the bathroom with a glass of water and a damp washrag, and helped him wash out his mouth.
“What happened?” She asked Father.
“He ate one of these fancy soaps.” Father replied.
“Soap?” His mother cried
“Soap?” Paul couldn’t believe his ears. “It wasn’t candy?”
“No Paul,” his father said. ”When you are older you will be able to read labels. The box clearly says it is soap.”
Paul felt sick the rest of the day. He was too sick to enjoy opening his gifts. When his mother opened the gift wrapped in snowflake paper, she found the delicious white chocolate Paul had been looking for. There were three other gifts that held candy, but Paul was too sick to eat any. His mother gave him soup for Christmas dinner.
By the next day, Paul was starting to feel better. His stomach still hurt, but he could eat and play. His parents thought he made a mistake opening his mother’s present, and hadn’t punished him
Paul knew one thing for sure. He was going to learn to read the word ‘candy’ before he ever tasted anything from a strange box again.